Still

Still in Michigan, still struggling to type on an iPad, still listening to Childish Gambino, still rapping along with Eminem, still being annoyed by my bangs, still eating nothing but mac and cheese and hot dogs, still daily killing zombies with plants, still watching cooking shows and VH1, still straightening my hair, still Facebooking, still not Tweeting, still hanging out with my cousin nonstop, still bonding with my brother, still poor, still hot, still sniffly, still tired, still sleeping, still trying to get over you, still waiting for you to update your blog, still waiting for you to email me back, still waiting to live with you, still missing you guys.

Quote: Childish Gambino

In the fourth grade, I had a crush on Tia Smith. Sixth grade, and this crush has turned to Beatrice. But they don’t like me. Because I’m too nice. And I’m kinda fat. And not the dope type.

The Adventures of the iPadw

Oh my god, I am writing this on an iPad. Fo serious. It’s probably the weirdest the weirdest technology related thing vie ever done, so if there are whack typos, just know that its the weird typing thingy and not me. I sm s GOOD TYPer. Yesh. See, that was supposed to say “yeah”, but I liked it as yesh so I just left it. I do like that it corrects as you go, like making i capitalized. Its hard, though, to do symbols. There’s three screens, right, kinda, of keyboards. One is the main one with all the letters, what I’m looking at now (Oh my GOD it just took me like three tries to write the word “now”), then one with all the ymbosls. But if you know me, i looove parrentheses and capitals in my writing and those are pretty hard to vdo on this thing.

Oh my god. I am never getting sn iPad. Look whist it’s doing to myr pretty writings!

Im always worried that when sasy bad stuff aboutr a device I’m using that somehow Steve Jobs will find out. If so, and you’re reading this, Steveiee, i love your compstny, my ipdod is great, pelssr don’t hsve my fsmily killed.

I kinda gave up on that last line. I am not drunk, I swear to god, but it IS late at night and this thing is REALLY hard to type on. But hey, I’m always lookin’ fer a challenge.

The only reason that line looked good is because it took me like five minutes. Here, I’ll rant about something without stopping to correct myself and you see if you can decipher it.

So, ina sr you didn’t Knowles, I’m in michigsn noe with my mom fsmily. Actually, mostly when I’m here i hsng out eith my cousin, shayleighg, who’s the closest cousin to my sge.she has a cousin who is between me and Tony, he’ll s tually graduate the szme yrar ii do , so the four of us make quite the…quadruple. My mom leaves to go back to winnipeg tomorrow, so me and tony will be here zll bbt oursvlez for a while, after which we kgo to dc to chkle wtb my dad. It’s all rvery compaelocstrf and eill rrcquire some epic storytelling whenigeg bz k.

God. That was annoying. My fingers just od not work on a flat surface. I have an especially hard time with my a and s.

That was fun.

Night
(WOO! Successful smiley face!)